1. A plastic Mjölnir is a person who wears a Thors-hammer (Mjölnir) who calls themselves a Heathen, Pagan, or Viking that has zero working knowledge of the culture, rituals, or belief systems of either paganism, heathenry, or Viking History. This person usually renames themselves Ragnar Lodbrok, or Bjorn (for males), and renames themselves Lagertha or shield maiden (for females). 2. A person who is a rhodes scholar when it comes to Hollywood and TV Vikings but, possesses zero actual historical knowledge on the subject.
Everyone wants to do Viking shit until its time to do viking shit then its all "Violence is scary ,and mean words hurt my feelings." they are nothing but a bunch of plastic Mjölnirs .
by Aufaffe August 06, 2017
To mjölnir something is to give someone something like if it's an actual Thor's Hammer, mjolnir. The best way to do it is that the "thor guy" is reaching his arm out, and the other (enslaved-like) guy, is making a violent move in order to make the object like it's attracted by the hand, and giving him the feeling that the "thor guy" is controlling it, and is worthy to hold the object. Only takes a few seconds, if the giving guy isn't a stubborn.
- Bro, can ya to mjölnir|mjölnir me water bottle, plz ?
- You sure are worthy... *to mjölnir|mjölniring him the bottle*
- You sure are worthy... *to mjölnir|mjölniring him the bottle*
by Jay D. Ashe September 22, 2019