to lak

Originated from Winchester College. A notional corruption of the verb to like, meaning to not like. It can also be used in conjunction with 'don't' thereby reversing the meaning to I like.

I lak ye B.J.
I lak girls.
I lak you mum.

I don't like eating poo.
I don't like rimjaw.
I don't like your dad.

to lak by the fatboy April 13, 2004

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A trip to lake flaccid

When you get turned off during sex

My girl farted while was were fucking, and I took a trip to Lake Flaccid

A trip to lake flaccid by Fred Murtz March 16, 2024

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take him to the lake

The act of taking a guy to a lake, killing him, and dumping his body in the lake water.

Matt: "I really don't like the way Craig talks to me.."
Charlie: "If I was you I'd just take him to the Lake"
Matt: "Good idea.."

take him to the lake by DethZarr July 2, 2015

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Taking it to the lake

Taking a joke beyond its limits.
AKA- Ruining Jokes

Did you hear about bob? He got shot (enters a guy who repeats the same thing)
dude your taking it to the lake...

Taking it to the lake by Hubba Tubba December 18, 2012

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Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE

The awnser to everthing.

someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"

Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE by Ballsinyojaws1234 December 24, 2021

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Lake-Effect Snow Belts To Get Hammered Again

Lo! Lake doth smite the snow with thy tally-wack, and in the selfsame instant mete out chastisement unto the left buttock alone, struck smartly with a belt, all wrought in one singular and dreadful motion.

I'm about to Lake-Effect Snow Belts To Get Hammered Again your mom.

Lake-Effect Snow Belts To Get Hammered Again by moneylifeyeet January 16, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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