to foister

to make up new words because the existing ones slipped your mind again

"Wow, president Trump really has mastered the art of foistering!"

"Who knew life could be so easy! If I had only learned how to foister years ago!"

by that girl on the internet November 6, 2019

to impress jodie foster

What you say when did something stupid and you really have no explanation as why you did it in the first place. Comes from the psychopath John Hinckley, Jr. who tried to assassinate Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster.

Cop: "Why did you throw your milkshake at the drive-thru lady?"

Crook: "Uh...uh..to impress jodie foster.."

by tonitewedineinhell June 22, 2008