To Bacon 

To be utterly horrible at a performance, act, or activity that one is trying very hard to be good at.

Try not to bacon like the young boy at the Highschool rockshow when he was laughed off stage.

To Bacon by not bacon November 25, 2007

BACON TO MY EARS 

BACON TO MY EARS

When you hear a great song on the radio, and you love bacon, this phrase is appropriate. Similar to organasm of the mouth, or fiesta in your mouth, when you eat something especially delicious.

Wow, that song is bacon to my ears!
Yeah, I can smell, taste, and hear it sizzling now!

BACON TO MY EARS by suzcruz January 22, 2010

add bacon to my kale salad 

When a vegan does anal with a meat eater.

Chad wants to add bacon to my kale salad.

add bacon to my kale salad by Mollex February 24, 2021