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Speak to a man about a Cadillac

Another alternate phrase meaning going to take a piss, uttered to a friend in a bar.
Man 1: I'm going to speak to a man about a Cadillac.
Man 2: Cool, I'll order us another round.

The greatest pleasure a women could give to a man 

I love doing this. Waking up in the morning, going under the sheets and sucking my husbands pipe while he is still sleeping.

Give It To A Man 

A phrase muttered by a strong male to assert his dominance and increased masculinity over a weaker male who is handling an object the former wants or requires.
Tosh: (Handling a gun)
James: GIVE IT TO A MAN
Give It To A Man by Nameless1987 February 21, 2006

talk to a man about a horse 

A more polite method of informing people you have to go number two.
Excuse me for a minute, I need to go talk to a man about a horse.

talk to a man about a dog 

A polite way to tell people you have to take a dump
My grandmother said, " I have to talk to a man about a dog". I had no idea what she ment but in her day that was a way to say she had to take a shit.

talk to a man about a horse 

what you say when you're walking away to take a piss.
I'm gonna go talk to a man about a horse. I gotta talk to a man about a horse.