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To Matt Oneself

A verb meaning to wank oneself, specifically on a webcam.
'And he just pulled down his boxers and matted right in front of me!'
'Dude'
To Matt Oneself by Niaboc September 8, 2004

Get back to work Matt Walsh

Originates from a live stream clip from Nick Fuentes, telling Matt Walsh to shut up and get back to work:

Nick was acting as if he was Ben Shapiro, talking in a so called “Jewish” manner and cracking a whip as proved in the transatlantic slave trade.

Matt Walsh, a self proclaimed Catholic, works under Ben Shapiro at the Daily Wire.

Sometimes this saying may be shortened, to apply to different situations. The tone of voice is mostly the joke.
“GET BACK TO WORK MATT WALSH, GET BACK TO WORK”

What the fuck are you doing bro, “get back to work”

to pull a Matt S 

To get really drunk and then start having sex with a girl, and then pass out while in the act of having sex with said girl and roll onto the floor and consequently have all your friends make fun of you.
I got so drunk last night, and I think I remember hooking up with some girl but I think I pulled a Matt because I woke up naked, facedown on the floor.
to pull a Matt S by Stephen H April 27, 2005

To pull a Matt 2 

To say something that is very dumb usually something to do with a teacher
Mrs.Manwaring- I wish I had a house closer to the school, I think Ill just stay with one of you guys

Matt: You can stay in my room Mrs.Manwaring..... I mean uhhh

Pj: Take it easy Matt

Mrs.Manwaring: Matt,I think you should go get a drink of water
To pull a Matt 2 by Someone April 10, 2005

how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I? 

how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I? Oh Naur!!! Im turning into Bowie Jane.

sub to mattie 

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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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