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to be god on the outside but a five year old on the inside
The verb to matt; Matthew Daddario matts when he's being silly.
to matt by lolurnotmattdaddario April 1, 2017
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To Matt Oneself

A verb meaning to wank oneself, specifically on a webcam.
'And he just pulled down his boxers and matted right in front of me!'
'Dude'
To Matt Oneself by Niaboc September 8, 2004

Get back to work Matt Walsh

Originates from a live stream clip from Nick Fuentes, telling Matt Walsh to shut up and get back to work:

Nick was acting as if he was Ben Shapiro, talking in a so called “Jewish” manner and cracking a whip as proved in the transatlantic slave trade.

Matt Walsh, a self proclaimed Catholic, works under Ben Shapiro at the Daily Wire.

Sometimes this saying may be shortened, to apply to different situations. The tone of voice is mostly the joke.
“GET BACK TO WORK MATT WALSH, GET BACK TO WORK”

What the fuck are you doing bro, “get back to work”

to pull a Matt S 

To get really drunk and then start having sex with a girl, and then pass out while in the act of having sex with said girl and roll onto the floor and consequently have all your friends make fun of you.
I got so drunk last night, and I think I remember hooking up with some girl but I think I pulled a Matt because I woke up naked, facedown on the floor.
to pull a Matt S by Stephen H April 27, 2005

To pull a Matt 2 

To say something that is very dumb usually something to do with a teacher
Mrs.Manwaring- I wish I had a house closer to the school, I think Ill just stay with one of you guys

Matt: You can stay in my room Mrs.Manwaring..... I mean uhhh

Pj: Take it easy Matt

Mrs.Manwaring: Matt,I think you should go get a drink of water
To pull a Matt 2 by Someone April 10, 2005

how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I? 

Another word for a pick me
how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I? Oh Naur!!! Im turning into Bowie Jane.

sub to mattie 

the FIRST comment to be asking this question. I don't need likes. you can dislike if you want its up to you. im only asking you to sub to mattie roblox on u tube... just plz... do it
sub to mattie roblox... its ok if u dislike this comment.. just please... do it. (just do it and ill post a new comment...)
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