tmwtc 

Tmwtc stands for "the moon went to cvs." Commonly used as an explanation for a mysterious phenomenon.

jerry: Harold why is there a giant snow cone machine sitting on the lawn

Harold: idk man probs just bc tmwtc

tmwtc by hopo_2000 June 11, 2017

tmtc 

A French acronym.
"Toi Même Tu Sais" (a sort of "You Know What I Mean")

Generally use by wesh girls in a private joke with friends.

Trop bien ces délires avec toi emilie, tmtc!!!

tmtc by GoldMath June 12, 2012

TMWCBM 

The Man Who Can't Be Moved
a song sung by irish band The Script

Jane:Im Listening to TMWCBM
Vikki:CHOOON (8)

TMWCBM by JJlilstar January 15, 2009

TMWTGD 

The Man With The Golden Dick -Kenny Powers, Eastbound and Down

Nobody talks to me that way, I'm the man with the golden dick! (TMWTGD)

TMWTGD by daddygreenjeans September 24, 2009

TTWTCC 

That's the way the Cookie Crumbles

I got a parking ticket while in court for my speeding ticket - oh well, TTWTCC.

TTWTCC by pinkluvr April 17, 2011

TWTC

"Too wet to concentrate", in reference to a state of sexual arousal resulting in a distracting moistening of one's genitalia, usually experienced at an inopportune moment.

Similar to acronyms like "lol" or "ttyl" in its common usage. For instance, "I'm twtc right now!" or "He made me twtc at work after we spoke."

TWTC by White Cicada November 12, 2009

towtch 

to caress in a sexual or mechanical way; to hit the crone; to play twayns

don't towtch that, haynds awwff

towtch by jesse October 23, 2004