tmwtc

Tmwtc stands for "the moon went to cvs." Commonly used as an explanation for a mysterious phenomenon.

jerry: Harold why is there a giant snow cone machine sitting on the lawn

Harold: idk man probs just bc tmwtc

by hopo_2000 June 11, 2017

tmtc

A French acronym.
"Toi Même Tu Sais" (a sort of "You Know What I Mean")

Generally use by wesh girls in a private joke with friends.

Trop bien ces délires avec toi emilie, tmtc!!!

by GoldMath June 12, 2012

TMWCBM

The Man Who Can't Be Moved
a song sung by irish band The Script

Jane:Im Listening to TMWCBM
Vikki:CHOOON (8)

by JJlilstar January 15, 2009

TMWTGD

The Man With The Golden Dick -Kenny Powers, Eastbound and Down

Nobody talks to me that way, I'm the man with the golden dick! (TMWTGD)

by daddygreenjeans September 24, 2009

TTWTCC

That's the way the Cookie Crumbles

I got a parking ticket while in court for my speeding ticket - oh well, TTWTCC.

by pinkluvr April 17, 2011

TWTC

"Too wet to concentrate", in reference to a state of sexual arousal resulting in a distracting moistening of one's genitalia, usually experienced at an inopportune moment.

Similar to acronyms like "lol" or "ttyl" in its common usage. For instance, "I'm twtc right now!" or "He made me twtc at work after we spoke."

by White Cicada November 12, 2009

towtch

to caress in a sexual or mechanical way; to hit the crone; to play twayns

don't towtch that, haynds awwff

by jesse October 23, 2004