tldnl

Too long, did not listen

text response usually given when incoming communication exceeds a person's capacity to reason.

tldnl;

see also No-response Syndrome

tldnl by prllgy August 17, 2009

tldnr 

Too long did not read

An acronym used on Internet forums. When someone writes too much in their post, and you simply cannot be bothered with reading it all, you just respond to their post with "TLDNR."

Poster A: (lots of text)

Poster B: tldnr

tldnr by stoyq June 27, 2006

TLDL 

Tit lick, dick lick

Bro, you trying to get some TLDL tonight

TLDL by bigGuyKoil April 8, 2019

tldnw 

Too Long Did Not Watch. Used by bloggers and web commentors who think the video they are watching is so bad that they cannot finish watching it.

My friends all souped me up for 2 girls 1 cup, but after she started squishing it thru her teeth, i thought it was TLDNW

tldnw by 2girls1cup rulez!!!!!! March 4, 2008

TLDL 

"Too long, didn't listen."

A real life version of TLDR. Used when someone tells an overly long story which you zoned out of, and didn't want to ask them to repeat. Particularly used when someone asks a question at the end of their monologue.

Girlfriend: "Today I was shopping when I bumped into...

... I mean, what a bitch! Don't you think?"

Boyfriend: "TLDL."

TLDL by CharSet1 May 7, 2010

TLDNS 

instead of too long did not read ( TLDNR ), too long did not suck ( TLDNS )
When you didnt receive a blowjob, use TLDNS as an excuse

Mayne i heard Sharon didnt suck your dick last night
TLDNS

TLDNS by smoove13 April 20, 2010

TLDL 

Too lame didn't listen

What did you say? Tldl

TLDL by atamsingh May 8, 2020