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Too long did not read

An acronym used on Internet forums. When someone writes too much in their post, and you simply cannot be bothered with reading it all, you just respond to their post with "TLDNR."
Poster A: (lots of text)

Poster B: tldnr
tldnr by stoyq June 27, 2006
Words you can keep
Too long; Didn't read
The other definitions of tldr made me want to say tldr
TLDR by Joyu August 24, 2010
Related Words
tldnr TLDR #TLDRead TBDNR TLDNS tldnl tldnw TLDRian TLDR News TLDR-tard.
Too Long, Didn't Read.
Term used to explain something(Usually a post) that's too long, and they were too lazy to read. Hence the name.
"<Chapter one of War and Peace>"
"....TLDR"
TLDR by Hastus September 16, 2005
too long, no read
tlnr
tlnr by Mr. Thermistor September 9, 2004
Too Long. Didn't Read.

Frequently used acronym by lazy, ignorant people in Internet Forums, where their urge to type something exceeds their ability to read something or if they generally lack semantic ability to either comprehend or respond to a post due to underdeveloped brain.

Stating that they were to lazy reading someone else's post just confirms the ignorant attitude and also often destroys the discussion in the thread.

The average IQ of people typing TLDR in Internet forums is about 64.
The average IQ of people typing TLDR in Internet forums is about 64.

Since I am a lonely masturbating boy with no brain I have no capacity to read all you said, but due to my lonely social life I still feel like typing something in this thread, I will type TLDR.

The average IQ of people typing TLDR in Internet forums is about 64.
TLDR by foopp May 5, 2009
"Too long, didn't read."
"OMG LOOK AT ME I AM THE MASTAR OF TEH INTARNET!!! ONE TIME I WAS AT THIS PLACE ON THIS WEBSITE AND IT WAS PORNOS WITH GIRLS NAKED1!1! <more nonsense> SO IN CONCLUSION I RULE!"

"TLDR."
TLDR by FLuKE January 15, 2003
Too Long Did Not Watch. Used by bloggers and web commentors who think the video they are watching is so bad that they cannot finish watching it.
My friends all souped me up for 2 girls 1 cup, but after she started squishing it thru her teeth, i thought it was TLDNW
tldnw by 2girls1cup rulez!!!!!! March 4, 2008
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