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TLDR
Too Long. Didn't Read.
Frequently used acronym by lazy, ignorant people in Internet Forums, where their urge to type something exceeds their ability to read something or if they generally lack semantic ability to either comprehend or respond to a post due to underdeveloped brain.
Stating that they were to lazy reading someone else's post just confirms the ignorant attitude and also often destroys the discussion in the thread.
The average IQ of people typing TLDR in Internet forums is about 64.
Frequently used acronym by lazy, ignorant people in Internet Forums, where their urge to type something exceeds their ability to read something or if they generally lack semantic ability to either comprehend or respond to a post due to underdeveloped brain.
Stating that they were to lazy reading someone else's post just confirms the ignorant attitude and also often destroys the discussion in the thread.
The average IQ of people typing TLDR in Internet forums is about 64.
The average IQ of people typing TLDR in Internet forums is about 64.
Since I am a lonely masturbating boy with no brain I have no capacity to read all you said, but due to my lonely social life I still feel like typing something in this thread, I will type TLDR.
The average IQ of people typing TLDR in Internet forums is about 64.
Since I am a lonely masturbating boy with no brain I have no capacity to read all you said, but due to my lonely social life I still feel like typing something in this thread, I will type TLDR.
The average IQ of people typing TLDR in Internet forums is about 64.
tldnw
Too Long Did Not Watch. Used by bloggers and web commentors who think the video they are watching is so bad that they cannot finish watching it.
My friends all souped me up for 2 girls 1 cup, but after she started squishing it thru her teeth, i thought it was TLDNW
tldnw by 2girls1cup rulez!!!!!! March 4, 2008
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