TLDNS 

instead of too long did not read ( TLDNR ), too long did not suck ( TLDNS )
When you didnt receive a blowjob, use TLDNS as an excuse

Mayne i heard Sharon didnt suck your dick last night
TLDNS

TLDNS by smoove13 April 20, 2010

tldnr 

Too long did not read

An acronym used on Internet forums. When someone writes too much in their post, and you simply cannot be bothered with reading it all, you just respond to their post with "TLDNR."

Poster A: (lots of text)

Poster B: tldnr

tldnr by stoyq June 27, 2006

tldnw 

Too Long Did Not Watch. Used by bloggers and web commentors who think the video they are watching is so bad that they cannot finish watching it.

My friends all souped me up for 2 girls 1 cup, but after she started squishing it thru her teeth, i thought it was TLDNW

tldnw by 2girls1cup rulez!!!!!! March 4, 2008

tldnl

Too long, did not listen

text response usually given when incoming communication exceeds a person's capacity to reason.

tldnl;

see also No-response Syndrome

tldnl by prllgy August 17, 2009

tlonsterd987 

He is the biggest mistake ever brought to men all in one tiktok account.

Person 1: Ugh do you hate that guy tlonsterd987?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s dumb.

tlonsterd987 by LonnieHarperLHC June 1, 2020