"The Way To Happiness", a Church of Scientology publication that contains "21 moral precepts" and only a few clues about its publisher. Generally given to the public at large (PCs - Pre Clears) as a widely distibuted potential recruitment tool to bring in "raw meat" (new Scientologists).
So he gave out TWTH to like 500 PCs and now 3 are raw meat.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.