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Trampenstien 

A woman that seeming has the potential to be good looking but as a result of trying too hard...is now just plain scary.
She looked great from behind until she turned around...God, what a trampenstien!...she was a fucking monster!
Trampenstien by Gus Schultz March 15, 2008
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Tampenis 

When a girl is knowingly on her period but does not have a tampon, so instead she finds a non - attractive guy to have sex with, covering his penis in blood.
Tyler " Dude you had sex with that hot piece of ass last night "

Weston " Yeah but she was just using me for a Tampenis, and I not only had to clean it off after, but i contracted HIV
Tampenis by Cooch Master Casey March 1, 2009

trampent 

She is a rampent tramp, hence.. trampent
lady gaga is a trampent whore
trampent by trailstar May 29, 2009
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026