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an acronym standing for "that's it, we're fucked." it's used when you are absolutely fucked or you don't feel like solving the problem so therefore, tiwf.
my brother found out that i fucked his friend and his friend looked into my soul and said "tiwf"
tiwf by stinkynewborns October 12, 2021
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Things I want for my birthday.
TIWFMB: to be fluent in French. Also, for my new nickname to be Sweet-Pants.
TIWFMB by Myprettym June 13, 2017
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TIWFMB: An all expense paid trip to Paris
TIWFMB by OddLittleDuck June 13, 2017
Acronym which means: Things I Want for my birthday.
TIWFMB: a balloon.
tiwfmb by JohnySamurai June 13, 2017
NPH created the acronym in place of the phrase "This Is What Floats My Boat" to promo stuff on his twitter because he's a promowhore.
TIWFMB: puppies, chocolate, NPH's ridiculousness, and rainbows.
tiwfmb by lampwork June 13, 2017
Usually used in tweets by Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH). An acronym for Things I Want For My Birthday
TIWFMB: a brand new 55" Smart TV
TIWFMB by aNMaL June 13, 2017
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