tiwf

an acronym standing for "that's it, we're fucked." it's used when you are absolutely fucked or you don't feel like solving the problem so therefore, tiwf.

my brother found out that i fucked his friend and his friend looked into my soul and said "tiwf"

by stinkynewborns October 12, 2021

TIWFMB

Things I want for my birthday.

TIWFMB: to be fluent in French. Also, for my new nickname to be Sweet-Pants.

by Myprettym June 13, 2017

TIWFMB

Things I want for my birthday

TIWFMB: An all expense paid trip to Paris

by OddLittleDuck June 13, 2017

tiwfmb

Acronym which means: Things I Want for my birthday.

TIWFMB: a balloon.

by JohnySamurai June 13, 2017

tiwfmb

NPH created the acronym in place of the phrase "This Is What Floats My Boat" to promo stuff on his twitter because he's a promowhore.

TIWFMB: puppies, chocolate, NPH's ridiculousness, and rainbows.

by lampwork June 13, 2017

TIWFMB

Usually used in tweets by Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH). An acronym for Things I Want For My Birthday

TIWFMB: a brand new 55" Smart TV

by aNMaL June 13, 2017