tiwf

an acronym standing for "that's it, we're fucked." it's used when you are absolutely fucked or you don't feel like solving the problem so therefore, tiwf.

my brother found out that i fucked his friend and his friend looked into my soul and said "tiwf"

tiwf by stinkynewborns October 12, 2021

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TIWFMB

Things I want for my birthday.

TIWFMB: to be fluent in French. Also, for my new nickname to be Sweet-Pants.

TIWFMB by Myprettym June 13, 2017

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TIWFMB

Things I want for my birthday

TIWFMB: An all expense paid trip to Paris

TIWFMB by OddLittleDuck June 13, 2017

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tiwfmb

Acronym which means: Things I Want for my birthday.

TIWFMB: a balloon.

tiwfmb by JohnySamurai June 13, 2017

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tiwfmb

NPH created the acronym in place of the phrase "This Is What Floats My Boat" to promo stuff on his twitter because he's a promowhore.

TIWFMB: puppies, chocolate, NPH's ridiculousness, and rainbows.

tiwfmb by lampwork June 13, 2017

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TIWFMB

Usually used in tweets by Neil Patrick Harris (@ActuallyNPH). An acronym for Things I Want For My Birthday

TIWFMB: a brand new 55" Smart TV

TIWFMB by aNMaL June 13, 2017

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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