Urban Dictionary: Tittygram

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When someone gives you a message, like a telegram, only the message is on the titties of a hot bitch!

Example 1:

Black Guy 1: Yo, Dog. My girl got me a tittygram sayin', "I'm breakin' up wit u!"

Black Guy 2: Shit, man.

Black Guy 1: Yah, but dat girl was fiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

Example 2:

White Guy 1: Bob, I got a tittygram!

Bob: A what?

White Guy 1: A tittygram, Bob, they're all the rage right now.

Bob: Hey? Why am I in this example? I'm not white, I only have a white name!

by Biggie MacDonald November 10, 2010

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Tittygram

When a girl sends you a picture of her tits via text message or social media.

My girl is coming over tonight and I know i'm gonna get some because she sent me a tittygram earlier today.

by Mibbs January 31, 2014

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Titty-gram

a). Sending a message to a loved one by way of a scanner.
b). A unit of weight used to measure breasts in grams.
c). Billy Graham's nick-name for his wife.

Please see Dick-gram.

a). My fucking ex-boyfriend posted my titty-gram all over the net.
b). Sadly enough, my girlfriend offered only 5 titty-grams to the party.
Doctor! 10 Titty-grams-stat!
c). You must have seven titty-grams to get into heaven.

by Fallonn January 05, 2005

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