Tittygram

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When someone gives you a message, like a telegram, only the message is on the titties of a hot bitch!

Example 1:

Black Guy 1: Yo, Dog. My girl got me a tittygram sayin', "I'm breakin' up wit u!"

Black Guy 2: Shit, man.

Black Guy 1: Yah, but dat girl was fiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

Example 2:

White Guy 1: Bob, I got a tittygram!

Bob: A what?

White Guy 1: A tittygram, Bob, they're all the rage right now.

Bob: Hey? Why am I in this example? I'm not white, I only have a white name!

Tittygram by Biggie MacDonald November 13, 2010

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Tittygram

When a girl sends you a picture of her tits via text message or social media.

My girl is coming over tonight and I know i'm gonna get some because she sent me a tittygram earlier today.

Tittygram by Mibbs January 31, 2014

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Related Words

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tittygasm

The art of experiencing an orgasm through via a nibbenjob.

He didn't even touch my cooter and I came. It was a tittygasm!

tittygasm by va jay jay jay February 5, 2010

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Tittywampus

Any circumstance or condition by which a woman's breasts are knocked askew, rendering them out of balance, lopsided, asymmetrically distorted or otherwise visually unappealing in appearance and presentation.

Honey, please adjust your négligée! Your boobs look all tittywampus. One is hanging out the side and the other is spilling over the top!

Tittywampus by Dr. and Mrs. Richard More September 23, 2013

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tittyhamper

Where you throw your bad days, annoying people, or anything negative.

I was supposed to go golfing on Saturday but I got called in to work. Might as well throw the whole weekend in the tittyhamper.

tittyhamper by DrTom May 20, 2014

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titstagram

An Instagram profile featuring massive amounts of cleavage in all of the photos.

"That chick looks like the kind of girl with a titstagram.. Great cleavage..."

titstagram by Doover14 September 26, 2013

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Tittymama

Tittymama: n. - One who's knowing of the connection of the Titty Tribe; (2) a member of the Titty Tribe; (3) a being of untold holy power in the workings of the inner-soul.

Titty Tribe members are remote to find, and many individuals falsely claim to be associted. One who calls themselves a Tittymama is generally in no way related to the Titty Tribe. Be weary when seeking out a Tittymama, for they are powerful and spontaneous, and can knock one on their arse.

(1) "I've never ran into a Tittymama!"

- "Dude, I met one on the interwebs."

"Trippy."

(2) *in a somber K-6th grade classroom* "Now, children, if you ever run into a Tittymama, do not stop and chat. They are dangerous."

(3) "I wish I could be a Tittymama..."

- "Me too, that's my life dream."

Tittymama by Pure Reality February 4, 2014

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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