Tittygram

When someone gives you a message, like a telegram, only the message is on the titties of a hot bitch!

Example 1:

Black Guy 1: Yo, Dog. My girl got me a tittygram sayin', "I'm breakin' up wit u!"

Black Guy 2: Shit, man.

Black Guy 1: Yah, but dat girl was fiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

Example 2:

White Guy 1: Bob, I got a tittygram!

Bob: A what?

White Guy 1: A tittygram, Bob, they're all the rage right now.

Bob: Hey? Why am I in this example? I'm not white, I only have a white name!

by Biggie MacDonald November 13, 2010

Tittygram

When a girl sends you a picture of her tits via text message or social media.

My girl is coming over tonight and I know i'm gonna get some because she sent me a tittygram earlier today.

by Mibbs January 31, 2014

tittygasm

The art of experiencing an orgasm through via a nibbenjob.

He didn't even touch my cooter and I came. It was a tittygasm!

by va jay jay jay February 5, 2010

Tittywampus

Any circumstance or condition by which a woman's breasts are knocked askew, rendering them out of balance, lopsided, asymmetrically distorted or otherwise visually unappealing in appearance and presentation.

Honey, please adjust your négligée! Your boobs look all tittywampus. One is hanging out the side and the other is spilling over the top!

by Dr. and Mrs. Richard More September 23, 2013

tittyhamper

Where you throw your bad days, annoying people, or anything negative.

I was supposed to go golfing on Saturday but I got called in to work. Might as well throw the whole weekend in the tittyhamper.

by DrTom May 20, 2014

titstagram

An Instagram profile featuring massive amounts of cleavage in all of the photos.

"That chick looks like the kind of girl with a titstagram.. Great cleavage..."

by Doover14 September 26, 2013

Tittymama

Tittymama: n. - One who's knowing of the connection of the Titty Tribe; (2) a member of the Titty Tribe; (3) a being of untold holy power in the workings of the inner-soul.

Titty Tribe members are remote to find, and many individuals falsely claim to be associted. One who calls themselves a Tittymama is generally in no way related to the Titty Tribe. Be weary when seeking out a Tittymama, for they are powerful and spontaneous, and can knock one on their arse.

(1) "I've never ran into a Tittymama!"

- "Dude, I met one on the interwebs."

"Trippy."

(2) *in a somber K-6th grade classroom* "Now, children, if you ever run into a Tittymama, do not stop and chat. They are dangerous."

(3) "I wish I could be a Tittymama..."

- "Me too, that's my life dream."

by Pure Reality February 4, 2014