A very annoying bitchy woman (sometimes with an extra large or vast nose) who has a goony nature or look.
WOW! Who would have mushroom stamped that titted goon!
by Mike Ainsel September 9, 2006
The art of concealing cask wine in your breast region in order to smuggle alcohol into a venue or event.
Prior to an event, a woman decides it is an opportunity for Goon Titting. She removes the silver bladder of wine from the box and tactfully inserts it into her sports bra so as to appear as though she is has a large bust, but rather is concealing 2 litres of organic wine.
by Thrupple September 26, 2023