tits cold 

when its so cold, you could fit your nuts through the eye of a needle

its fuckin' tits cold out here

tits cold by rayrodrey February 25, 2003

cold tits 

The nipples that get hard when it is cold outside

Most people's tits (nipples) get cold outside titties hence cold tits

cold tits by Bobbyjoebilly March 7, 2016

cold tits 

The nipples that get hard when it is cold outside

Most people's tits (nipples) get cold outside titties hence cold tits

cold tits by Bobbyjoebilly March 7, 2016

Cold as tits 

When the tempratures so cold you can see your tits grow, its cold as tits

hey dude i live in minnesota
really hows the weather
it's cold as tits!

Cold as tits by sa23232miam November 11, 2011

Cold as tits 

A saying that originated somewhere cold, where tits would be cold, presumably. Means to make an indication about the weather.

Damn it's cold as tits out here.

What?

Arctic tits.

Ah, I see.

Cold as tits by corrington December 1, 2011

Cold Clammy man tits 

Man boobies that sweat underneath when they get cold.

Ie: When you lift up your man boobs and feel it. Amazing like gross vagina or fromunda cheese.Cold clammy man tits.

Cold Clammy man tits by Cesar the awesome January 12, 2009

colder than a witch's tits 

witch's were once imagined as old hags with wrinkly skin and icy blood. ha! So the phrase "...colder than a witch's tits..." was used during very cold weather. When someone who still thinks this way came into a warm house or room, often, the phrase would come to mind.

Ol' Harry came into the cabin wrapped up in almost everything he had. The blizzard was just reaching it's peak. He said shiveringly, "DDDDamn! It's ccccolder than a witch's tits out thththere!"

colder than a witch's tits by Cold luvin' Pacific islander August 10, 2006