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man tits 

boobs on a man, usually on fat boys.
man tits by barbiegirl08:) June 3, 2009

Happy as a man with tits in his hat 

Obscenely happy, ridiculously so.
Matt: What's up with you? You look as happy as a man with tits in his hat.
Rich: Is that good?
Matt: Very good.

man tits 

lumps of fat on a man where tits would be found on a woman
did you see davidson he had bare man tits blood
man tits by jesus h christ April 2, 2003

man tits 

if your a man look down(if you look down and cant see your dick)
austin:nice tits
kyle: what are you talking about

austin: cho man tits
man tits by Kyle McCumbee September 9, 2012

man tits 

Fat formations on a man that accumulate where a woman has her milky makers. Sometimes man tits are made when a man over exercisez her upper body creating some A cup t-shirt fillers. Not usually considered sexy, the man tits are usually looked down upon, expecially when they match or exceed the cup size of some women.
"Look at her boyfriend, he's got bigger man tits than she does!"
man tits by JtothaC March 14, 2005

man tits mcgee 

A small boy with overly sized man tits ridiculed by others. People that often ridicule them are called Matt and are sometimes very offensive
man tits mcgee by Tubby bilbo January 26, 2017