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Female gridlock. You have no where to go because everywhere you turn there is a set of tits.
Man, I couldn't get out of that bar, a pack of cougars had me in titlock.
titlock by Zombo April 4, 2007
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Twitblock 

(twit) (blok)

–verb (used with object)

1. To obstruct computer access to social networking sites such as facebook, myspace, or twitter by using SonicWALL or similar.

2. The act of stopping someone from updating their status on social networking sites by placing obstacles in the way.

3. The act of employers blocking content from company owned computers.
Bud: my facebook and twitter arent working!
Angela: DAMN! we've been twitblock'd!
Bud: why does our boss always have to be such a twitblock!?!

Bud: I cant update my twitter anymore, please help!
IT Guy: We blocked social networking sites from the server.
Bud: you are such a twitblock! I hate you!
IT Guy: Sorry, I had to do it, the orders came from above.
Bud: Can we at least still look at porn?

Bud: Why did you twitblock me??
Boss: Shut up and get back to work!
Twitblock by squareb August 7, 2009

Titblocking 

When lesbian couples get interrupted by someone! similar to cockblocking but more fitting as its two women so hence tits. (titblocking titblocked etc)
Wynonna was titblocking Waverly and Nicole as they were kissing on their bed by opening the door and interrupting them. Waverly yelped in surprise and Nicole eye-rolled as they were close to sexy times ;)
Titblocking by LittleLeoFitz October 16, 2019

tit block 

similiar to cock block, but from a female's point of view. It usually happens when the other girl has larger boobs.
That bitch totally just tit blocked me from that hot guy at the bar.
tit block by sftbllr101877 February 4, 2010

totblock 

Being cockblocked by someone ages 13-0, otherwise known as a 'tot'.
1.Man I was about to get blown until her little sister totblocked me!

2.I was about to get it on at south access and then that coke head totblocked me!

Tit Block 

Cock blocking between girls. When your friend is getting in the middle of you and a significant other or a one night stand. Basically stopping your love life. Tit blocking is used when your friend doesn't have anyone else and doesn't want to be the only single girl in the group, or when your drunk and ready to climb into the taxi with creepy Steve from HR.-example
Tit Block by Vicky hearty February 17, 2015
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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