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titblock 

a group of women who are showing their boobs
thats a huge titblock over there so go on
titblock by the big wiggle lolipop October 28, 2018
Words you can keep
Female gridlock. You have no where to go because everywhere you turn there is a set of tits.
Man, I couldn't get out of that bar, a pack of cougars had me in titlock.
titlock by Zombo April 4, 2007
Related Words

Twitblock 

(twit) (blok)

–verb (used with object)

1. To obstruct computer access to social networking sites such as facebook, myspace, or twitter by using SonicWALL or similar.

2. The act of stopping someone from updating their status on social networking sites by placing obstacles in the way.

3. The act of employers blocking content from company owned computers.
Bud: my facebook and twitter arent working!
Angela: DAMN! we've been twitblock'd!
Bud: why does our boss always have to be such a twitblock!?!

Bud: I cant update my twitter anymore, please help!
IT Guy: We blocked social networking sites from the server.
Bud: you are such a twitblock! I hate you!
IT Guy: Sorry, I had to do it, the orders came from above.
Bud: Can we at least still look at porn?

Bud: Why did you twitblock me??
Boss: Shut up and get back to work!
Twitblock by squareb August 7, 2009

Titblocking 

When lesbian couples get interrupted by someone! similar to cockblocking but more fitting as its two women so hence tits. (titblocking titblocked etc)
Wynonna was titblocking Waverly and Nicole as they were kissing on their bed by opening the door and interrupting them. Waverly yelped in surprise and Nicole eye-rolled as they were close to sexy times ;)
Titblocking by LittleLeoFitz October 16, 2019

tit block 

similiar to cock block, but from a female's point of view. It usually happens when the other girl has larger boobs.
That bitch totally just tit blocked me from that hot guy at the bar.
tit block by sftbllr101877 February 4, 2010

totblock 

Being cockblocked by someone ages 13-0, otherwise known as a 'tot'.
1.Man I was about to get blown until her little sister totblocked me!

2.I was about to get it on at south access and then that coke head totblocked me!

Tit Block 

Cock blocking between girls. When your friend is getting in the middle of you and a significant other or a one night stand. Basically stopping your love life. Tit blocking is used when your friend doesn't have anyone else and doesn't want to be the only single girl in the group, or when your drunk and ready to climb into the taxi with creepy Steve from HR.-example
Tit Block by Vicky hearty February 17, 2015
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