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Spit on it (just the tip)
1 a : To provide lubrication for an over sized penis (as it compares to vagina).
b : The advanced completion of the starfish technique.
2 a : Natural anti chaffing method.
b : The best way to sanitize a wound.
b : The advanced completion of the starfish technique.
2 a : Natural anti chaffing method.
b : The best way to sanitize a wound.
Girl: Wait...i dont think its gona fit.
Guy: Spit on it (just the tip)
Guy: Can i use the back door?
Girl: (No response because shes in the starfish position)
Guy: *spitting noise*
Guy1: AHH!!!
Guy2: What?
Guy1: I just cut my finger!
Guy2: Stop being a pussy and spit on it.
Guy: Spit on it (just the tip)
Guy: Can i use the back door?
Girl: (No response because shes in the starfish position)
Guy: *spitting noise*
Guy1: AHH!!!
Guy2: What?
Guy1: I just cut my finger!
Guy2: Stop being a pussy and spit on it.
Spit on it (just the tip) by craigslist October 30, 2013
Related Words
tip spit • Spite Tip • Spit on it (just the tip) • Tip Rat • tip top • Tip Dip • Tip Job • tip of the iceberg • tip tap • Tip tickler
Spite Tip
When you are mistreated, given bad service, or get in a fight with a tip-able employee. You aggressively over-tip out of anger to show that you are better than the person serving you and to make them feel like a lower life-form...a complete loser.
"The cab driver got mad when I tried to pay with a credit card, angrily whining and saying "I need my money now and they take a cut when you do that." So I gave him a $20 Spite Tip and called him a poor loser, told him this is why is wife left him and he'll probably die alone"
The waitress was being a bitch all night so I gave her a 50% Spite Tip to make her know I'm better than her and that she is nothing compared to me
The waitress was being a bitch all night so I gave her a 50% Spite Tip to make her know I'm better than her and that she is nothing compared to me
Spite Tip by Mike Dexter24 June 17, 2010
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