tip & dip

The act of "forgetting" to pay the tip; also known as "skip the tip." Similar to dining and ditching, but done solely with tip. Most tip & dips take place during valet claims, or other prepaid services and feature quick getaways in hopes of skipping the shame that comes with not paying the tip.

carly: do you have enough money for the vallet tip?
erica: naw, let's just tip & dip!

by erieee December 21, 2009

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Tip Dip

When a man sits on the toilet and the tip of his penis rubs against the cold inside of the bowl, or possibly even the water. This could also be known as a Chilly Willy.

"Time to drop some plop" *sits down* "Oh no! I got tip dip! I hate that!"

by Oh Yeah! Teh Cap'n! October 16, 2008

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Tip Dip

to insert the tip of your penis into a soaking wet vagina and take it out and repeat before full penetration..... a play off of taking a "dip" in the pool.....

hey nigga, im finna dip my tip tonight.." " hey hoe you tryna tip dip right quick?" " I be feindin for that tip dip right nah" "I need get my T D-ed tonight." " hey you tryna D some T?

by Young Tweak February 25, 2011

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When a (virgin) girl doesn't want to have intercourse, and the guy asks to insert "just the tip" of his penis.

No honey, i'm virgin!
Come one sweety, just a tip dip...

by apoff December 11, 2010

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The act of dipping your erect phallus into a condiment, presumably for your partner's pleasure. The partner will then feast upon the dipped phallus for erotic stimulation.

Woman: "Could I get a tip dip, dear?"
You: "Sure honey," *dips penis into jar of mayonnaise* " there you go. Just how you like it, enjoy!"
Woman: "Mmmmm, thank you so much dear! Everything tastes better with a little mayo!"

by VulgarPseudonym August 1, 2017

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