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tip & dip 

The act of "forgetting" to pay the tip; also known as "skip the tip." Similar to dining and ditching, but done solely with tip. Most tip & dips take place during valet claims, or other prepaid services and feature quick getaways in hopes of skipping the shame that comes with not paying the tip.
carly: do you have enough money for the vallet tip?
erica: naw, let's just tip & dip!
tip & dip by erieee December 21, 2009
Words you can keep
When a man sits on the toilet and the tip of his penis rubs against the cold inside of the bowl, or possibly even the water. This could also be known as a Chilly Willy.
"Time to drop some plop" *sits down* "Oh no! I got tip dip! I hate that!"
Tip Dip by Oh Yeah! Teh Cap'n! October 16, 2008
to insert the tip of your penis into a soaking wet vagina and take it out and repeat before full penetration..... a play off of taking a "dip" in the pool.....
hey nigga, im finna dip my tip tonight.." " hey hoe you tryna tip dip right quick?" " I be feindin for that tip dip right nah" "I need get my T D-ed tonight." " hey you tryna D some T?
Tip Dip by Young Tweak February 25, 2011
When a (virgin) girl doesn't want to have intercourse, and the guy asks to insert "just the tip" of his penis.
No honey, i'm virgin!
Come one sweety, just a tip dip...
Tip dip by apoff December 11, 2010
The act of dipping your erect phallus into a condiment, presumably for your partner's pleasure. The partner will then feast upon the dipped phallus for erotic stimulation.
Woman: "Could I get a tip dip, dear?"
You: "Sure honey," *dips penis into jar of mayonnaise* " there you go. Just how you like it, enjoy!"
Woman: "Mmmmm, thank you so much dear! Everything tastes better with a little mayo!"
tip dip by VulgarPseudonym August 1, 2017
When two dicks tips dip in the same hole.
"threesome where we had that dp tip dip"
Tip dip by Dp double please November 29, 2023

Tip-Dip Cheerio 

When a British guy fucks you with just his tip then pulls out before he cums.
Jerry:"yeah I pulled the tip-dip cheerio on her"
Henry: "hell yeah"
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To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Coyote Ugly

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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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