The sound of your alcoholicneighbor's trash can every night as they toss in another empty 5th, or as they take out the trash which they have to do nightly because it is full of empty liquor bottles.
(Following a loud clanging and tinkling as your alcoholic neighbor struggles to take out their trash without slipping on the back steps again)
when a man is performing fellatio on an ungroomed kazakstanian mans balls, and he puts his finger in his mouth, then yours, then grabs your boob and sprays the cum from the kazakstan guys dick all over you, then proceeding to rub his testicles on your tits.
my boyfriend brought home Borat last night, and i knew that i was going to get silly tickletits.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.