tinkle monkey 

someone you get stuck marrying, that pees in the sink to get on your nerves, a "sweet" term that means "your in the shit house"

hey there "tinkle monkey"

"shit"

tinkle monkey by gdfgshgf June 23, 2008

Twinkle Monkey 

A man who is cocky and proud of his accomplishments, so he wears a diamond earring(s) to express his added wealth and metrosexuality.

"That Cristiano Ronaldo is such a twinkle monkey!"

"Did you see that twinkle monkey at the MTV Movie Awards?"
"Do you mean Denzel Washington?"

Twinkle Monkey by cobrakid1 September 21, 2009

monkey tickle 

The nervous sensation felt in the balls when afraid of falling or of heights, often experienced when standing on the edge of a building or riding a roller coaster.

When we stood on the observer box in the Willis Tower, I could really feel the monkey tickle looking down.

monkey tickle by danglyballzjohn February 5, 2017

18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner 

A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.

l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!

18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008