tinkle monkey
someone you get stuck marrying, that pees in the sink to get on your nerves, a "sweet" term that means "your in the shit house"
tinkle monkey by gdfgshgf June 23, 2008
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Twinkle Monkey
A man who is cocky and proud of his accomplishments, so he wears a diamond earring(s) to express his added wealth and metrosexuality.
"That Cristiano Ronaldo is such a twinkle monkey!"
"Did you see that twinkle monkey at the MTV Movie Awards?"
"Do you mean Denzel Washington?"
"Did you see that twinkle monkey at the MTV Movie Awards?"
"Do you mean Denzel Washington?"
Twinkle Monkey by cobrakid1 September 21, 2009
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monkey tickle
The nervous sensation felt in the balls when afraid of falling or of heights, often experienced when standing on the edge of a building or riding a roller coaster.
When we stood on the observer box in the Willis Tower, I could really feel the monkey tickle looking down.
monkey tickle by danglyballzjohn February 5, 2017
18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner
A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.
l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!
18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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