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Norman Finkelstein 

One of the most intelligent political critics in the USA. Due to his outspoken style and controversial opinions he has been ostracized in political discussion as well as in his profession. Despite being a Jew, he has been labelled as an anti-semite by many for his criticism of Israel.

See also: Noam Chomsky, Howard Zinn.
Norman Finkelstein's assertion of the existence of a Holocaust Industry has caused a great amount of controversy.

Mr Finkelstein 

A shitty teacher that taught 5th grade science at davis elementary known best for his slanted nose, crackled voice, spit flying everywhere when he talked, and jerking off in class. He would also put all the big chest girls close to his desk
Is that Mr Finkelstein better stay away

Tristan Finkelstein 

The god to the people that practice the Tristonian Religion. It is said in the blink of an eye the most perfect human being to ever exist was born by God. God assigned him to be his successor once his time was up. The Tristonians believe Tristan will come to power in 0 TT. TT Stands for Tristan Time, which documents when Tristan, the future lord and savior will watch over us, his children. In the standard count for years, his reign will begin in the year 5000.
I practice Tristanisism. I believe Tristan Finkelstein will become our god.
Tristan Finkelstein by WeenisPenis December 7, 2020

Finkelstein 

concealing it in your bum
John; are you Finkelstein it again

Joe: it's the only way I can get it in your prison is to Finkelstein it
Finkelstein by Slayedem November 1, 2020

Finkelstein 

German/Jewish last name that roughly translates to 'Sparkle Stone'
Guy 1: Wait what did you say your last name was?
Guy 2: Finkelstein, why?
Guy 1: What's that even supposed to mean?
Guy 2: I think it means sparkle stone or something like that.
Guy 1: Cool I guess
Finkelstein by SeldomFire17 December 7, 2016

Finkelstein 

When you go for a scratch but find yourself in full force orgasmic pleasure finger deep in your butt. This accidental occurrence can happen during any point of the day, at work, on the bus, or even when your playing with your kids. Just be careful and don't get caught, stick to one or two pokes!
Man who goes to bed goes to bed with itchy bum, will wake to the surprise of full blown orgasmic finkelstein.
Finkelstein by BeanDick December 7, 2018
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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