timond
timond by Wafflemylife December 21, 2016
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Timon
Has an abnormally long dong
Timon
Timon is a really loving boyfriend
He's a really good bestfriend
He's so smart, loving, caring, funny, but sometimes also really mean and cold hearted.
He is really cold hearted to the people he loves, when he has a depressing phase in live.
HE's really poetic, writes songs(which are really good btw.) he doesn't always know how to express his feelings, that is why he writes songs.
He is really really handsome...
Well actually everything about him is perfect even though he hurts people sometimes..
He acts like he doesn't know you after hebreaks up with you.
He's a really good bestfriend
He's so smart, loving, caring, funny, but sometimes also really mean and cold hearted.
He is really cold hearted to the people he loves, when he has a depressing phase in live.
HE's really poetic, writes songs(which are really good btw.) he doesn't always know how to express his feelings, that is why he writes songs.
He is really really handsome...
Well actually everything about him is perfect even though he hurts people sometimes..
He acts like he doesn't know you after hebreaks up with you.
Timon
Every guy that's called Timon is intelligent, friendly, good looking and the best colleague you could wish yourself. You should rapidly go and search for someone who is called Timon.
Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil
The greatest pencil to grace god's green Earth. No scantron or graph paper stands a chance if you use one of these bad boys.
A black version of the Ticonderoga is the rarest pencil known to man. It is the only pencil greater than the regulation color type. Removing one of these from the roof of a library is the equivalent of Arthur removing the sword in the stone. And, as you may already know, the Ticonderoga is mightier than the sword.
A black version of the Ticonderoga is the rarest pencil known to man. It is the only pencil greater than the regulation color type. Removing one of these from the roof of a library is the equivalent of Arthur removing the sword in the stone. And, as you may already know, the Ticonderoga is mightier than the sword.
Jimmy Jam - Hey bros, do you have a writing utensil for this scantron test?
Johnny Ticonderoga - I got a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, but no, you can't borrow it.
Jimmy Jam - Oh, you dick!
Johnny Ticonderoga - I got a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, but no, you can't borrow it.
Jimmy Jam - Oh, you dick!
Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil by Stephan, The Humble Black Guy April 1, 2011
Timon
Timon by RblMeerkat May 16, 2008
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