timond 

A thoughtful caring person puts themselves before others not typically a morning person.

You sound like timond

timond by Wafflemylife December 21, 2016

Timon 

At first Timon only sounds like a name but the word is far more than that. Timon also is commonly used to say someone is capable of doing more than they think, or that something was very unexpected (in a good way).

Duuude did he just timoned him.

This Nigga a real Timon.
No way he just timoned that.

Timon by daddygasm March 23, 2020

Timon 

Has an abnormally long dong

Damn, he has a Timon dong

Timon by Pumba1410 October 24, 2019

Timon 

Timon is a really loving boyfriend

He's a really good bestfriend

He's so smart, loving, caring, funny, but sometimes also really mean and cold hearted.

He is really cold hearted to the people he loves, when he has a depressing phase in live.

HE's really poetic, writes songs(which are really good btw.) he doesn't always know how to express his feelings, that is why he writes songs.
He is really really handsome...

Well actually everything about him is perfect even though he hurts people sometimes..
He acts like he doesn't know you after hebreaks up with you.

Hey Timon, have you apologised to her and tried to sort things out?

Hey where's Timon? It's not funny here without him.

Timon by AmyyyyJ October 20, 2019

Timon 

Every guy that's called Timon is intelligent, friendly, good looking and the best colleague you could wish yourself. You should rapidly go and search for someone who is called Timon.

Damn bro why can't you be like Timon.
What would Timon do in this situation.
I need someone like Timon in my life.

Timon by ?!&@ January 3, 2017

Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil

The greatest pencil to grace god's green Earth. No scantron or graph paper stands a chance if you use one of these bad boys.

A black version of the Ticonderoga is the rarest pencil known to man. It is the only pencil greater than the regulation color type. Removing one of these from the roof of a library is the equivalent of Arthur removing the sword in the stone. And, as you may already know, the Ticonderoga is mightier than the sword.

Jimmy Jam - Hey bros, do you have a writing utensil for this scantron test?

Johnny Ticonderoga - I got a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, but no, you can't borrow it.

Jimmy Jam - Oh, you dick!

Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil by Stephan, The Humble Black Guy April 1, 2011

Timon 

The cutest, sexiest, coolest, and best animated meerkat mankind has ever thought of.

I love Timon sooo much. I just want to snuggle and hold him all day.

Timon by RblMeerkat May 16, 2008