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Timejack 

The act of telling someone, who is perpetually late, that something starts sooner than it actually does so they will be on time.
Boss: Will Katie be on time for our 11am meeting?
Employee: Yeah. I totally timejacked her. I told her it was at 10:30.
Timejack by catlady82 May 17, 2015
Related Words
timeya • timeyah • timeyaing • Timea • Timera • tameya • timepass • timewaste • Timey • Timeia

wibbly wobbley timey wimey 

A reference from a BBC Sci-Fi television series, where the main protagonist, the Doctor, tries to explain time to a character in the episode named Sally Sparrow. And describes that time is a big ball of "wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff." Or a ball of time where you can take any path alter any time line. Which is true, proven by Astrophysicist, Neil Degrasse Tyson.
Now used to describe something as very confusing.
This math problem is so wibbly wobbley timey wimey. It's so confusing.

wibbily wobbly timey wimey 

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to affect, but actually, from a non-linier, non subjective point of view it is more like a big ball of wibbily wobbly timey wimey...stuff
Doctor Who (David Tennant)
for the use of wibbily wobbly timey wimey see definition, given by timelord David Tenant. From the television show Doctor Who
the nicest and sweetest person ever. shes intelligent, tall and definetly got them curves if ya know what i mean. BIG BOOTY. shes slim though, thats good! you'd want her as a friend for sure, as she will help you through everything. even if she is a little clingy...well, very clingy, she's a really good friend.
Guy : Have you seen Timeea? She's got the curves and her glasses rock!
Girl : I wish I could be a Timeea too.
Timeea by nsnakns November 9, 2017

timeacaust 

When you waste a lot of time doing something for no end result.
Person 1: So did you fuck that bitch from Manalapans last night?
Person 2: Nah dude, I drove all the way down there and her parents were home. We ended up on the couch watching Finding Nemo with her little brother.
Person 1: Wow what a timeacaust.
Person 2: Quite.
timeacaust by Proudaryanwarrior March 29, 2013
Timea is a very beautiful person.

She is shy but very cute and when she fall in love with somebody she really likes the person. Sometimes she makes descisions without thinking about it.
Theo: I love you
Timea I love you too
Timea by therealreal1 January 8, 2018
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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