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timexx is the most low key dude you will ever meat. He is hilarious he will always make you laugh, no matter what mode you are in. timexx is super sexy and hot he is so fly, he can get any girl he wants or guy ;) (pause). He's just built different, timexx is a MAN. timexx will always be there for you no matter what. He will never back down from a challenge, he will knock people out with one punch. He will have you back. He’s good with his hands and is a lil bit lonely and loves rope.
by Mexxan November 22, 2021
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Timexed

When you purchase a new GPS watch to replace an existing GPS watch but it turns out to be worse and you lose money, followed by wristing.
Bill gave Brian all the facts on his new purchase so he doesn't get timexed again.
by mBnJinX February 4, 2012
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timex

He was wearing a white shirt, blue jeans, and a Timex watch.
by pizza pie mwa mwa December 9, 2016
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Tuscaloosa Timex

A replacement for the standard alarm clock; a wake up system where the sleeping person recieves a warm fecal disbursement on their chest (generally, from a kindhearted friend) in order to wake them from their slumber.
When Howard was unable to wake up after a long night of drinking, his roommate utilized the Tuscaloosa Timex to bring him back to consciousness.
by Gary Dell'Abate Baba Booey April 17, 2008
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Texas Timex

Slang term originally used to describe a gold Rolex watch, but now used to describe any Rolex in a joking manner, since Rolex watches have become very common.

When originally coined, it was a humorous reference to how Texans, rich with oil money, flaunt their wealth. The play is on the fact that Timex is a cheap watch, while Rolex is an expensive one, hence Texas Timex.
That guy was wearing a Texas Timex in the gym the other day.
by Ham Hock March 13, 2007
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timelxnes

A very large penis Individual with many hoes
Damn timelxnes has so many hoes
by Frisktard April 28, 2021
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