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Timetable 

One's schedule, list of prior engagements.
It's easy for me to follow him around because I know his timetable.
Timetable by excusemebutwutplz December 9, 2008

Timetable rape 

What happens when a social retard (or social savant) has an uncanny knowledge on everything about your timetable and academic events. Thus, in the process violating your sense of academic privacy.
It can also extend to timetable/exams/test memory, where one would constantly remind you of the class(or tests/exams) that you will be having, thinking that for some unknown reason, you, the person whom the timetable is specifically for, would not know what class or important sac you might have. And then to complete the retardation process, they would comment on something else entirely unrelated. e.g. weather.
*not very close acquaintance* saying: "Hey, just thought it would be of a nice manner to remind you that you have an english test next. While i'm at it, let me remind you of how nice the weather is today."

Friend: "dude, that guy just totally timetable raped me."
Timetable rape by R U OKAY August 25, 2012

Timetabled 

When the person your dating schedules you in at very specific & or weird times, so that they can hookup with as many other people as possible.
Girl 1: So How are you feeling about being timetabled?

Girl 2: What does that even mean?

Girl 1: It's when a guy (or girl) puts you in a timetable so he can meet more girls.

Girl 2: Ugh no that's not happening to me!

Girl 1: You guys only meet on Tuesday at 3 pm. Which means he has timetabled you so he can also meet other girls at very specific times, just like he is doing to you.
Timetabled by renewed_mind May 15, 2020

Timetableable 

When a specific task (Eg. Class, Appointment, Module, Meeting etc.) can be put logically into a routine or schedule.
"He miss can I take English at college this year? Is it timetableable?"

"I'll go get my diary and see if your proposed meeting is timetableable."

"I'd go to the Gym, but it's just not timetableable."
Timetableable by Nora Eggbert August 19, 2009
Being of the times that are parallel to another even; being up to date within a time frame that is current. Similar to topical but within time.
I am reading the article in Forbes that is timeacle to the 1800's.
timeacle by evan andersen 1 April 1, 2008

timeabetical 

When items are placed in order of appointment time
The charts are in timeabetical order for tomorrow's patients.
timeabetical by MadeaOf3 July 12, 2017
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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