time goblin

A person who unknowingly will not let you exit a conversation. Also a person who will not see or be aware of your desire to leave. Can't seem to understand enthusiasm.
"Dude, that took over an hour. "

"What a time goblin."
by Jacks Spoon November 21, 2013
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Goblin time

Resorting to goblin like tendencies, the user will often tip toe around the room in the dark, sometimes in the middle of sex stealing trinkets and other things. And say things like “me thinks this will be a fine addition to my collection” while cackaling . Be careful out there.
This guy stole stuff from me in the middle of sex while laughing, it was so weird
That guy was just an expert at goblin time
by Bennet the goblin April 20, 2022
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time goblin

Jables: Oh shit it's the time goblin!
Cage: He gobbles time.
by FrodoT.Bagginnz December 07, 2018
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