time fuck 

time fuck is another word for a gay paradox.
If one person were to go back in time and have sex with him/herself, then it isn't considered gay because neither is masturbation, yet it is not masturbation because there is another person to have sex with, and it definitely isn't incest because they are not siblings.

If young Link and Link from Legend of Zelda Ocarina of time, had sex with one another, this would be considered a time fuck.

time fuck by ralfothegreat February 11, 2008

Time-Fuck

To picture a person/the people around you dressed and acting as though they were in a different place and era or point in time.

I'm time-fucking Brittney and her friends as peasants in the 1500's right now and I don't think I've ever wanted to see someone working a field so bad.

Time-Fuck by Ringnecpheasant January 2, 2012

Time-Fuck

When a clock breaks in your house and you get 'fucked by time.'

Dangerous, as your initial reaction isn't that there is a fault with the clock, but rather a fault within the space-time continuum.

Sam - "Mike, are you okay?"

Mike - "Sorry, the clock says ten, even though it's six. I'm a bit Time-Fucked right now."

Time-Fuck by jazz4 May 6, 2011

fuck time 

when you use the face time application on a smart phone for a sexual nature.

guy: hey wanna fuck time tonight.

girl: sure but i need to go to a place with wifi

fuck time by louicifer December 29, 2010

One Time When Fuck You 

A Phrase You Use If You're Telling A Story And Get Interrupted Or Just At Random Times So They Think You're Gonna Tell Them A Story But Instead They A Get A Fuck You

You : Hey One Time When I Was Riding My Electric Scooter And ..

Person : * Interrupts You * Hey What About When ..

You : * Interrupt Him Back * Oh Yeah One Time When Fuck You

Example 2 :

You : One Time When Fuck You

Person : Oh I Don't Remember That One

One Time When Fuck You by Lmfao 😄 May 8, 2014

One Time When Fuck You 

A Phrased Use When You Are Telling A Story To People One Fuck Ass Decides To Interrupt You Or Just Something To Say So People Think You're Gonna Tell A Story But It Just Leads To A Fuck You .

Example 1
You : Hey One Time I Was Riding An Electric Scooter And ...

Person : * Interrupts You * Oh That Reminds Of This One Time ..

You : * Interrupt Back * Oh Yeah It Reminds Me Of That One Time When Fuck You

Example 2 :

You : Oh Hey One Time When Fuck You

Person : Dick ..

One Time When Fuck You by Scoutt_cx May 8, 2014

What The Fuck Time Is This 

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What The Fuck Time Is This

What The Fuck Time Is This by Reninu March 15, 2025