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time cube 

When someone on the internet spews out something that is totally batshit crazy, that spew is (a) time cube. For the full effect, the spew should involve esoteric calculations, run-on sentences with copious punctuation problems, ALL CAPS sections, and major category errors.

For the original referent, see www.timecube.com
awsmboi2323 got banned from posting because he kept spamming the threads with time cube.
time cube by emote_control July 9, 2009
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time cube 

nutso website timecube.com
very amusing....
a dumb downed version of the theory of cube-jazz
Creation of 4 simultaneous
24 hour days, within a single rotation of Earth, empowers
me above all 1-day gods and
educated stupid scientists. I
will wager $10,000.00 on it.
time cube by gotcha sucka November 22, 2003

time cube 

Time cube is an idea that is if the earth stood still, north,south, east and west would be sun up, sun down, midnight and midday. It goes on talking about how this equals 96 hours and goes on to oppisites about genders and simple math.
I am one of the few people who understands some of the time cube.
time cube by happyatcommonsense February 4, 2015

Cube of Time 

Three or more people have to keep up a perfectly cubic cube using the palm of there hand, leg, head, ballbag ect.

WARNING:If the cube is droped on the groung you shall be sucked inside.
If you want to enter the Cube of Time drop by at Malone College and you will be welcom to play the Cube.Or give paul the cleaner some verbal/physical abuse.
Cube of Time by Cube member 101 January 18, 2007

timecube 

Referring to timecube.com. Used to describe someone or something that is so stupid it tears at the very fabric of reality.
His mother is so dumb, his mother = timcube.
timecube by NecroVMX June 28, 2003

timecube 

A 4-corner model of the day. Pyschotic.
Hey stupid - are you too dumb to know there are 4 different simultaneous
24 hour days within a single rotation of Earth? Greenwich 1 day is a lie. 4 quadrants = 4 corners, and 4 different directions. Each Earth corner rotates own separate 24 hour day. Infinite days is stupidity. Most math is erroneous. You are educated stupid.
timecube by Duckula August 5, 2003

timecube 

You may be too damn evil to accept it.
Shut up my friend, for it is all over for you.

Evil educators.
timecube by Human People December 7, 2003
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