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Chelsea's Vagina 

A lovely environment where everyone wants to hang out. Usually contains midgets.

Easily accessible to all and favoured greatly by her friend Reggin.
Oh Reggin, you were so deep in "Chelsea's vagina!"
I know, I was chillin' wid ma midget ho's.
Chelsea's Vagina by Chelsea Whoreman November 28, 2010

It's a Chelsea thing 

Being racist
Bill went to an away game and chanted racial slurs at players, it's a Chelsea thing.

Chelsea Perreti And Saweetie And Angel's Bitches for Dead President Part 0 

Chelsea Perreti And Saweetie And Angel's Bitches for Dead President Part 0
Chelsea Perreti And Saweetie And Angel's Bitches for Dead President Part 0

Chelsea Smile 

A torturing term used all around the world but originating in Chelsea. The victim's hands are tied or held and the sides of there mouth are cut slightly breaking the strong lip structure. The victim is then kicked very hard in the nuts or in the case of a woman a leg is broken and as the victim screams the cuts rip creating the Chelsea Smile.
That (cunts) been sleeping with my wife, give him a Chelsea Smile.
Chelsea Smile by James Spencer June 15, 2005

Chelsea Slap 

When you walk into a public bathroom and you get hit with that smell of air freshener and fecal matter.
"Hey mate, how is the bathroom?"

"Yeah it's not too bad. Fucking stank though... Gave me to old Chelsea Slap."
Chelsea Slap by chuckradders June 12, 2020

chelsea smile 

To slice the mouth on either side then kneeing the victim in the groin causing the mouth to tear. Popular in British prison.
I'm gonna give that nonce a chelsea smile.