A game little people play to retaliate against the popular sport of "Midget Tossing", in which a little person sneaks up behind a tall person, kicks them in the back of the knee, and yells "Timberrr!!" as they fall.
by OliviaC4 December 01, 2009
The pre-cautious warning to a man's hard-on when an ugly woman's appearance is too ugly to sustain a hard-on.
Ted: Uh Oh here comes FABIOLA!
( Fabiola arrives)
Fabiola: Hey guys!
ALL MEN in the room: TIMBER!!!!
( Fabiola arrives)
Fabiola: Hey guys!
ALL MEN in the room: TIMBER!!!!
by BONEHEADZ February 16, 2009
A wanky American soccer team from the Scummiest city in the United States, Portland, Oregon. MOST well known for the more-than-lame "supporters group" the Timbers Army (TA for short). The Timbers were brought into the MLS in 2011, where they didn't make the playoffs, didn't win any cups, and actually lost a cup (the Cascadia Cup) to their most hated (and better) rivals, Seattle Sounders FC. They're also the holder of the self-proclaimed "Soccer City USA" title. Probably should have a better team if you're going to call yourself that.
The Timbers Army wasn't too happy today. 48 seconds from kick, Roger Levesque from the Seattle Sounders scored a goal. RCTI...lose?
by ECSTID January 12, 2012
A very beautiful girl who's out going and is very caring . She is a great girlfriend but it takes time for her to open up and actually let you in . She may seem like a player but she's very loyal and kind hearted .
by Bigbooty110 September 23, 2015
The act of climbing up a tree, standing or felled, with the goal of ascending to its top. Generally done without the assistance of any equipment, analogous to bouldering and buildering. Challenging routes may be added to increase the difficulty of the climb, especially when competing with a friend.
Can be done any where from the trees in a city park to the cleaned out root ball of a stump washed up on shore.
Can be done any where from the trees in a city park to the cleaned out root ball of a stump washed up on shore.
by Samanthuel March 31, 2010
When you lay in the 69 position with the person on top. You then grow a tree shit from your arse and shout timber and drop it in to said participant at the bottoms face
by Donzil March 27, 2020
1.BAY AREA TERM for Wen u take a women ta bed. u push her on tha bed(timber) then get ta stickin her. SEX
by ChazY May 13, 2006