yosdk's definitions

timber

A prank where a tennis ball can is filled with piss and placed leaning against the front door of someone's house. The standard ding-dong-ditch is then employed, covering the persons foyer with piss when the door is opened.

DING DONG TIMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by yosdk August 9, 2005

PCTP

Pro Crack Texas Posse

The flyest, deffest crew ever to hit South Padre Island was the PCTP.

by yosdk May 31, 2006

dick sleeve

A convenient place to store one's cock. A whore.

Good thing Tracey came around. I needed a good dick sleeve.

by yosdk June 25, 2006

keyser soze

To leave your friends at the bar for whatever reason. See houdini

Dude - you totally keyser sozed on us last night. What happened?

by yosdk August 18, 2005

tide over

the concept of rationing something such that it lasts longer. often misused as "tie over" or "tie up".

tide over

if one wants to be bound, gagged and fucked in the ass, one would say "tie me up"

if one wants to ration the semen on their face such that they can enjoy the taste longer, one would say, "this cum will have to tide me over until i can get him off again"

by yosdk August 29, 2006

Sweet Jersey White Corn

another word for cocaine snorted out of a bullet

Pass that sweet jersey white corn, dude.

by yosdk August 9, 2005

take the cadillac out of the garage

when a seemingly shy person (chick) becomes very outgoing, typically when under the influence.

Veronica, you should take the cadillac out of the garage more often.

by yosdk September 5, 2005