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A gimpy person who gets the blame for everything.

If in doubt, blame Tim Tim.
Roger: "Oy mate, you f#cked my girlfriend in the ass?"
Berty: "No i never, that was TIM TIM"
Roger: "oh right, sweet."
tim tim by Stu + Amy March 30, 2011
Words you can keep
He is a huge loser and hates everyone trash 1v1 me
Tim tim by Jack.jack February 5, 2019
then Sandra said, " stop tim timming me ."
Tim tim by Rifatshaheb June 9, 2020
He doesn't believe in love..but this guy has like 10 girls that are infatuated with him. He's a chick magnet whether he knows it or not!
The Tim-tim is a real pimp
Tim-tim by not me May 10, 2003
"A flash. Meaning to "tempt him".

Used by less than desirables females to get laid. Often done by either flashing the tits or ass or by just dropping the skirt, lifting the leg and thrusting the pelvis forward to reveal the hidden agenda.
Chrisy: I cant't seem to get Bob's attention.
Missy: Girl what's wrong with you?
Tim-Tim you stupid bitch!
He'll come around ballsout.
Tim-tim by chrisy June 24, 2004
1. A Siamese twin with very unimaginative parents.

2. A small inflatable hover-craft capable of speeds in excess of 2.8mph.
Doctor: What shall you name them?
John Smith VII: Ermm, Tim
Doctor: Theres two of them...
John Smith VII: Tim-tim then. Took my family long enough to think of a new name for one child, a second isn't gonna come easily.
Tim-tim by mortensent April 15, 2005
A person who hasn't matured past the first grade due to a harrowing incident when his teacher turner a potty training lesson into full-on molestation involving some, if not all, of the classroom pets, chipped pieces of chalk, and Elmer's glue. A Tim-Tim is now forced into a life obsession with feces, boners, barfing, and any other sexual deviant act or bodily fluid. He relieves these pent-up childhood memories by posting made-up words on urbandictionary, sometimes more than once.
"Did you see that bullshit word on urbandictionary? Must be the work of a tim-tim."
tim-tim by E-Dubs December 24, 2007
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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