A mental gauge that every man has that is used to measure the presence breasts in any situation. It may also be used to measure the quality of breasts.
1.
"Dude this party is bitchin'"
-What is your titometer reading at?
"After the busty volleyball team got here, I think it may have broken. So I'd say the titometer is reading just past titillating."
-I am on my way!
2.
I liked that girl, but she barely affected the titometer.
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".