tigerstripe

When human fecal matter is left in a striping pattern within a toilet bowl. This phenomena occurs when especially cantankerous shits don’t want to go down without a fight, they want to leave their mark. Egg sandwiches have been known to increase the frequency of these beautiful and mysterious wonders.

"Bro, did you see the tigerstripe in there? It's a fucking masterpiece on porcelain…"

"Is that the Virgin Mary?"

"Damn straight."

"I like the way you work."