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telemanchecoprobleptophobia 

The fear of getting shit on your sleeves while wiping wearing long-sleeved clothing.
She asked why I hoard all my old clothing receipts; I told her I suffered from telemanchecoprobleptophobia.

Telemanjaro 

The worlds largest HDTV which proudly hangs from the roof of the new Dallas Cowboys stadium with dimensions of 160 ft wide and 72 ft tall. It is lit by 300 bulbs and weighs about 660 tons.

Sole owner, Jerry Jones. "Jerry wants it, Jerry gon get it".
1. I wonder how a playstation game would look on Telemanjaro.

2. Dude, I could see your boogers when they showed your face on Telemanjaro.
Telemanjaro by Mungeezy September 1, 2009

tilleman 

some one who constantly talk about the size of their penis, which is only a cover up for its lack of size
"i have a huge package"

"shut up tilleman you've got nothing"
tilleman by DoubleD14 January 16, 2007

Tigleman 

A condensed version of the Auburn University nicknames of Tigers, War Eagles and Plainsmen.
Those tiglemen from Auburn sure do love their football.
Tigleman by zumadawg June 30, 2003

Tiedemanns 

Norwegian rolling tobacco brad which produces Rød 3. Known for being extremely harsh and with a powerful taste. Has probably the highest nicotine amount for rolling tobacco and cigarettes in Europe. Usually smoked unfiltered with Rizla Red.
"You are not a real Norwegian unless you smoke Tiedemanns Rød 3 without filters"
Tiedemanns by EmiT January 15, 2017

tissemanselanse 

a danish slang word for something extremely ugly and/or extremely long. commonly used by the danish trampertøs
Wow! that's so tissemanselanse, and not in a good way
tissemanselanse by Svinepind May 16, 2023
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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