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telemanchecoprobleptophobia 

The fear of getting shit on your sleeves while wiping wearing long-sleeved clothing.
She asked why I hoard all my old clothing receipts; I told her I suffered from telemanchecoprobleptophobia.

Telemanjaro 

The worlds largest HDTV which proudly hangs from the roof of the new Dallas Cowboys stadium with dimensions of 160 ft wide and 72 ft tall. It is lit by 300 bulbs and weighs about 660 tons.

Sole owner, Jerry Jones. "Jerry wants it, Jerry gon get it".
1. I wonder how a playstation game would look on Telemanjaro.

2. Dude, I could see your boogers when they showed your face on Telemanjaro.
Telemanjaro by Mungeezy September 1, 2009

tilleman 

some one who constantly talk about the size of their penis, which is only a cover up for its lack of size
"i have a huge package"

"shut up tilleman you've got nothing"
tilleman by DoubleD14 January 16, 2007

Tigleman 

A condensed version of the Auburn University nicknames of Tigers, War Eagles and Plainsmen.
Those tiglemen from Auburn sure do love their football.
Tigleman by zumadawg June 30, 2003

Tiedemanns 

Norwegian rolling tobacco brad which produces Rød 3. Known for being extremely harsh and with a powerful taste. Has probably the highest nicotine amount for rolling tobacco and cigarettes in Europe. Usually smoked unfiltered with Rizla Red.
"You are not a real Norwegian unless you smoke Tiedemanns Rød 3 without filters"
Tiedemanns by EmiT January 15, 2017

tissemanselanse 

a danish slang word for something extremely ugly and/or extremely long. commonly used by the danish trampertøs
Wow! that's so tissemanselanse, and not in a good way
tissemanselanse by Svinepind May 16, 2023