thunder mist 

The act of blowing your entire load all over someone with your thumb over the tip, resembling what happens when you put your thumb over a hose.

Example:
John Brown received the thunder mist from five guys.

thunder mist by Bag o cats March 4, 2014

Thunderfist 

A drunken rock and roll band from Salt Lake City. Known for hilarious live sex acts onstage and random food eating contests during their shows. The name is derived from a German pornography magazine depicting a hard punch to the back of the head while ejaculating in a person's anus..

Did you see Thunderfist last night? How can they get any more fat?

Thunderfist by Whistledick Pete September 2, 2010

thundermist 

Farting loudly in the shower

Dude, I heard your thundermist through the bathroom door.

thundermist by hammereli September 20, 2019

thunderpist 

1) To be so extremely angry, that your anger can only be done justice by comparing it thunder.

2) Not any sort of normal anger, this is a special type of anger that people feel often when they get so pist that their words and sentences become incomprehensible or they begin to foam at the mouth.

1) I can't believe that cunt ass howler monkey gave us the test today, imma be thunderpist if I fail that shit.

2) What that ho said to me earlier got me straight thunderpist man, I'm surprised I didnt smack a tooth out that bitch's mouth.

thunderpist by The Strike March 25, 2010

Thunderfisting 

The action of fisting a persons anus so fat that they fart.

"Bro I was thunderfisting Joyce yesterday."
"How loud was it?"
"85 decibels bro"

Thunderfisting by Uncle brother bobby September 30, 2016

Thunderfist 

When a man very finger a girl very aggressively and hard

Tom was giving better the ole thunderfist last night I heard it from next door

Thunderfist by SHAMELESSĶILL-_- July 23, 2025