A drunken rock and roll band from Salt Lake City. Known for hilarious live sex acts onstage and random food eating contests during their shows. The name is derived from a German pornography magazine depicting a hard punch to the back of the head while ejaculating in a person's anus..

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A Thunder Fist is the moment when, during a storm, the thunder hits you so loudly that you feel like you were just punched in the ear.

A superhero located in Louisville Kentucky that fights crime in tight black spandex leggings. He rains down retribution from the Heavens upon the evildoers and merciless alike. When he uses his signature punch named the "Thunder Fist Surprise" shock waves come out of the Crater and a monstrous roar suddenly appears. Many witnesses say that the roar sounds like a god yelling from Mount Olympus seeking revenge.

The Secret Organization started in Mesa, Az outside of a T.G.I.Fridays one Sunday night. That is now growing in popularity and numbers. The Founding Members are Aztec Shake, White Chocolate Truffle, Guatamalian Antique, Mexican Jumping Bean, and Komoto Dragon Blend