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thump shit

Bumping some 42 dugg on max volume with the windows down on O block

Also, hitting your woman in the face with your rock hard cock
I was thump shitting last night while also thump shitting my wife.
by fortytwo dugg May 27, 2022
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Trump Shit

The kind of girthy dump that is so satisfying as it scrapes past the male g spot that you can’t help but pull that face Donald Trump makes when he has said something racist, sexist, ableist or any other -ist that whips his troglodyte followers into a frenzy at his hateful rallies.
Man, I ain’t had a satisfying poo in ages, let’s hope the next one is a Trump Shit that leaves my prostate twitchin’..
by mrbruceman November 18, 2017
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Trump-shit crazy

What you need to exhibit when you need to portray an image scarier than a rabid, urinating, maskless bat from Wuhan singing in the choir, an image to rival that of the shit arranged for your consideration , you need ONLY be "Trump-shit crazy", a SOLID 11 dialled up on the crazy knob.
If a husband "pokes the bear" to make a point to his jealous wife, he had better peg his dial at 11, "Trump-shit crazy" if he expects to even be noticed as being "upset".
by You rReal Name July 2, 2020
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shit thumb

when a girl is riding you backwards and you stick your thumb up her butt and you get shit on it.
last night this chick rode me backwards and i stuck my thumb up her butt. when i woke up in the morning i had shit thumb!
by shizzle07 July 16, 2007
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Trump is shit

by Suklaa December 8, 2020
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shit stained thumb knuckle

Its when you wipe your ass after a particularly filthy dump and you get a shit stain your thumb knuckle.
I was pleased to finally get the key to the executive wash room, however Stan Phillips was not pleases to see that I had a shit stained thumb knuckle when I shook his hand at the share holder meeting.
by jim dandyy June 13, 2011
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thumb on mushroom shit

Pooping while your thumb is on the head of your penis
Thumb on Mushroom Shit: It's better when circumcised!
by HeadLampBoys January 4, 2010
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