throw up-do 

An attractive hairstyle created for the purpose of keeping your hair out of the toilet while you're throwing up. Usually given by a hair stylist friend after a night of heavy drinking.

"Felicia, I'm tired of holding your hair. Let me give you a throw up-do. I have some bobby pins in my purse."

throw up-do by pangeadream April 26, 2015

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your 

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your by bluetextman July 29, 2021

I don't shut up I grow up and when i look at you I throw up 

How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of.

Bully: SHUT THE F*CK UP

Emily: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up *Thinks that she violated the bully*

Bully: *Instantly jumps on top of her and chokes her to death*

I don't shut up I grow up and when i look at you I throw up by 888899990000000 March 27, 2022

i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up 

i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up is the best come back in the history of time. if anyone says this they will absolotly kill there opponent or they will fall to the ground and cry

person 1: shutup ur gay 😂
person 2: i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up 😘
person 1: *dies*

i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up by bigbussywarts March 8, 2022

I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up

A cringe roast used by junior/middle school girls, boys still hate this roast.

Nathan: Hey whats up
Random ass girl: i know what you did to the maid
Nathan: SHUT UP
Random ass girl: I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up
Nathan: ._.

I dont shut up i grow up and when i look at you i throw up by Stupidwordsuslessinourlives September 6, 2022

Throw the doors up on em' 

Basically rolling hard in a fly ass gangsta mobile with LAMBO DOORS, usually painted with a candy like special effect paint that looks like gelatin, and in the middle of a busy traffic day or night simply throw the doors up on em. Best results come by both the driver and passenger's all at the same time open the doors to a vertical degree to make other passer by's eyes open up like paper plates. OO

Dawg look as these haters right here, man let's throw the doors up on em'

Throw the doors up on em' by JoeyJawBreakers May 20, 2008