The equal distribution of Thomases. This word was created by the lord of immersion so he wouldn't get In trouble with the lady of immersion and the queen of pandas for being a communist.
The most caring guy in the world. He's sweet, and smart, and a bit shy. He gets jealous easily but only because he cares and worries so much. He's not super attractive, but he's not bad looking either. He is the best straight version of a gay best friend ever.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).