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throat job

an erotic art in oral sex wherein the primary stimulation of the penis is accomplished with the fellatrix's throat rather than the lips or tongue.

Key signs that a throat job is in progress are the depth the penis is accepted into the mouth, and the lips are often open rather than closed around the shaft.
Student X: Is a throat job the same as a throat fuck?

Professor Sex: Not exactly. While in some cases there may be little practical difference, a throat job can occur without the recipient doing any thrusting motions typically involved in a throat fuck.
throat job by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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throat job

When you simply fuck a girl in the throat.
Yo I got a sick throat job last night by Mary and busted all over her face.

Throat Job

(n.) abbr. TJ, T.J. (rarely); teejay (slang)
An act of sexual gratification performed by a man inserting his penis into another person's stoma (tracheostomy).
Man: "I told you, if you kept smoking, you would end up getting cancer."
Darth Vader: "But now I'm selling 5 minute teejays for $100. Plus the $20 swallowing bonus is automatic."
Man: "I could go for a throat job right now. Frequent flyer discount?"
Throat Job by Apexas October 13, 2023

Wyoming throat job 

When a man sticks his dick deep into a womans throat and she uses her hand to jack off his dick in her throat
I picked up a girl from the bar last night and she gave me a Wyoming throat job. I've never came so hard in my life.
Wyoming throat job by Andronhel March 11, 2023

Headless Throat Job 

when you cut a bitches head off and receive oral sex through the her windpipe.

ps. you can make it extra sexy by busting down her esophagus



dam nigga, after you kill that nappy bitch, get that headless throat job nig-a-lig!!!!!!
Headless Throat Job by yeahyea January 10, 2009

slit-your-throat job 

Something that’s so depressing it makes you want to slit your throat. Usually used for places and building.
Have you seen that council estate over the road? That house on the corner as you drive in is a proper slit-your-throat job!

Throatmobile 

-To be well experienced in the glock-glock 9000 skill set.
-To be able to take many types of throat-missiles
Bro, I heard Jessica is an Ultimate Throatmobile. She swallowed like 10 hot dogs at the barbecue yesterday.
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