three banger 

three days sick leave,most likely spurious, usually Wed-Fri or Mon-Wed used when an employer requires a doctor's note if sick more than three days

A) John's called in sick again today

B) ..And tomorrow's Friday, he must be taking a three banger <chuckle>, he'll be in Monday!

three banger by hpolsixe December 31, 2007

three bagger 

A horribly ugly chick that during sex requires a bag over her head, one over yours, and one on any poor soul that happens to walk by.

Damn shorty did you see that three bagger I picked up last night. I must have been so wasted but damn can she suck dick.

three bagger by BlindsideF March 20, 2005

three bagger 

Cf. one bagger, two bagger/double bagger.

A woman so ugly, use of a bag over her head, your own head (in case hers falls of) and, to prevent lasting psychological damage, your dog's head is required.

"I'm so drunk, I could hit a double bagger, but she's a three."

three bagger by moof July 10, 2003

Three bagger 

A woman uglier than a two bagger. One bag for her head to stop you seeing her ugly face. A second bag for your head just in case her bag falls off. A third bag containing Viagra so that you can still get it up in case the other bags fall off!

Tracey was such an ugly cow that she was a three bagger. One bag to cover her ugly mug, another to cover mine in case hers fell off and another full of Viagra so that I'd get hard!

Three bagger by Keepyourhandsoff May 2, 2014

Three Bagger 

An extremely unattractive lady. A reference to the practice of putting a bag over the head of an ugly lady while having sex with her. A three bagger is so ugly she requires a bag for her, a bag for you and a bag for the guy looking in thru the window.

Geez, check out that one at the bar, she's a three bagger!

Three Bagger by Chris67654 August 25, 2006

three bagger 

It's like a two-bagger, (a paper bag for her head, and a paper bag for your head in case hers falls off), but you get a third paper bag to be sick into, in case both bags fall off

She's got a hot car booty look about her body, but her messed up face makes her a definite three bagger.

three bagger by barbarossa July 6, 2006

three bagger 

Slang for a triple in baseball.

Jimmy Rollins got another three bagger last night.

three bagger by David Angeli April 1, 2008