by Keepyourhandsoff January 14, 2018
The feeling you get when you’re in a meeting and every other word is some kind of jargon you just don’t understand.
by Keepyourhandsoff September 28, 2019
A woman uglier than a two bagger. One bag for her head to stop you seeing her ugly face. A second bag for your head just in case her bag falls off. A third bag containing Viagra so that you can still get it up in case the other bags fall off!
Tracey was such an ugly cow that she was a three bagger. One bag to cover her ugly mug, another to cover mine in case hers fell off and another full of Viagra so that I'd get hard!
by Keepyourhandsoff May 02, 2014
by Keepyourhandsoff September 26, 2019
The act of using your finger to look through hours worth of your Facebook news feed on your mobile phone.
Every day when she gets home from work Kerry sits down with her cup of tea and mobile phone whilst Jason watches her perform the scroll!
by Keepyourhandsoff July 19, 2014
by Keepyourhandsoff September 28, 2019