Thorvald is an incredibly sweet guy. He is thoughtful and is the definition of "couldn't hurt a fly". He is also smart as hell, though always hard to tell, where he gets his info from, he seems to know a little about everything.
Although hard to get close to, once you earn his love it will be worth it.
Any girl would be lucky to meet him, he is sweet, smart, funny, and extremely loveable.
He has a tendency to stick to himself but is never scared to hang out or meet new people, though he likes to keep his inner circle close, he is not scared to give new people a chance. Being slightly introverted, never underestimate his loyalty, he will never back down when it matters, no matter the task Thorvald is your guy.

Dude, if you need help, just call Thorvald

Thorvald by RadToaster June 16, 2020

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Thorvald

A god with a enormous dick. He can create whatever he wants and is over powered in combat situations. Thorvald can be used as a synonym to lady magnet. It is most used in Scandinavia. He is also very cool, and chill, and does probably not want to knock you out unless you are a piece of shit. If he wants something he can either build it or buy it, since he is rich as fuck. Thorvald is also a Master in memes, and has finished the hole meme high school. If you say half of a meme, Thorvald will always finish the second half. He will always be there if someone messes with your shit. (If you are his homie tho)

(Ps. Isak smells like shit)

“Have you met Thorvald?” “Yes I have, he is fucking awesome!”
“The popular guys gets all the girls at school!” Yes, that’s because his name is Thorvald!”

Thorvald by MR fucking awesome bitch October 12, 2018

thorvald

Typically a farmer with a very large head, who thinks he is a viking from Sweden.

Person 1: Why does he have such a large head?
Person 2: He is a mutant
Person 1: Let's call it a Thorvald !

thorvald by Hans zonder J January 6, 2017

Thorvald

A good hockey player

you are a thorvald

Thorvald by ingee123 March 13, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026