Located in the Thorndale
neighborhood of
Hamilton, Ontario, the Thorndale Diddler is somewhat of a non-fictional urban legend on the McMaster University campus. Following a string of late-night break-ins, peeping tom-attempts and other weird shit towards the end of the 2017/2018 school year, the culprit was aptly given the name. This was quickly etched into McMaster culture through postings on popular Facebook pages such as "Spotted at Mac" and "McMaster Confessions", as well as the university's own subreddit. Due to the mystery surrounding the Thorndale Diddler, we can only assume that they are still at large and students are urged to do what they can to stay safe when walking the skreets home from the 3am Thode lyfe.
**It is important to note that the Thorndale Diddler is it's own entity and is
not to be confused with other, more ancient legends including the Thode bandit or the Westdale Wanker.
Student 1: yoooo I almost got diddled
last night - caught the Thorndale Diddler peeping in my window
Student 2: wtf I'm glad I live up
the mountain so i can avoid
that shit
