Thoman

An extraordinary excuse to not show up for any events regarding friends that you have previously committed too.

Guys sorry I can't make it tonight, I have a Thoman.

by Thoman January 28, 2017

thoman

a fish with several sets of gills

Bill can drink like a thoman.

by conrad watson January 30, 2006

Thoman

A guy with awesome hair, sometimes a coward, but, a chill person, who is a great friend and very reliable. Lover of Mtn Dew!

Dude, you're friend is pretty chill, he is a Thoman. xD

by Bruce Nortan November 30, 2011

Thoman

Meanings:
1.) One of the twelve apostles of jesus.

2.) Meaning of the surname “Thoman” is “twin” &/or The Skywalker.

A surname that is not very common, rather rare, with few meanings behind it. An example of the surname; Nick Thoman, Bernard Thoman. & the list goes on but for very long, due to the uniqueness of this last name. characteristics that fall within this name is being; Detached, not good at showing their emotions, rather careless, too laid back, reserved, independent, and would much rather be isolated and as far as possible from humanity itself.

by Aplaceinthematteroftime November 4, 2021

Thoman Time

When you are chronically and expectedly late to everything, and everyone knows it is going to happen.

Looks like Aunt Lisa is on that Thoman Time again.

by Sunshinejelly April 9, 2021

thoman tea

a family time of gossip, talking about a distant family member or someone who isn’t related but still called family. him or her has done something controversial to the family, or just outright wierd.

uncle johnny is no longer family, he called uncle larry a retard. it’s time for thoman yea

uncle johnny just stole pennies from the wish fountain. we need some thoman tea time

by heinztomato November 23, 2021

Thomas Gros Cul

An enormous ass that everybody notices at a party. All the women fall for it, and all the men are either jealous or secretly want to hit that cul as well. Some men are less discreet and tell everyone how much they lust for the Thomas Gros Cul. If you have a Thomas Gros Cul in your life, hold on tight and never let those cheeks go. Someone who has a Thomas Gros Cul might not want to admit they have such cheeks, they might even try to hide it, or ban people who mention his cul.

"Damn, did you see his ass? That's a real Thomas Gros Cul right there!"
"Shit, I kinda wanna smash..."

"Shit, is that a Thomas Gros-"
*Discord disconnection sound*

by thomass_is_fart August 13, 2020