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Nickname of Australian superstar swimmer Ian Thorpe, the most decorated Australian athlete at the Olympics with 5 gold medals. Spelling derived from last name and definition from both his incredible speed in the pool and his trademark black bodysuit which he wears to all his competitions.
Even with the help of the Thorpedo, the Austrailian relay swim team could not defeat the US team.
by Natasha August 21, 2004
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Betty took it up the ass from a Thorpedo, now she can't walk!!
by steve January 11, 2005
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1. a douchebag.
2. a person who looks like a giant penis.
1. Bro, you ate the last of my Cluck-U. You are such a fucking thorpedo.
2. Alec Baldwin is a thorpedo.
by Righteous Fist August 15, 2008
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A long, thick, black object heading towards your anus at a average speed of 60 mph. Usually hairy. Ass explosive power after penetration.
Man "My anus started bleeding when the thorpedo hit me"
by Destront January 12, 2015
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