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The Third Way 

Up the arse.
Tony: We're going to take The Third Way!
Gordon: I was afraid of that.
The Third Way by KenMFan December 22, 2014

The Third Way 

Third paradigm in man's relationship with God in which God is man.

The third way is of Iranian origin.
The third way is a third paradigm of theism in which God is man.

It replaces the first two paradigms 'man cannot be God' which comes from monotheism and 'man shall be as Gods' (paganism).
The Third Way by fightfacilities November 15, 2020

Three Way Third Wheel 

A Three Way Third Wheel is a loving union made between three individuals of platonic desire. This relationship can take the form of two girls, one boy or more preferably two boys and one girl. The connection made by these three Love Birds is Strong, flexible but undoubtably enduring. Like any other relationship a Three Way Third Wheel can have it's up and downs, testing the members ability to forgive and move on. But what makes a Three Way Third Wheel so special is that regardless of ones blinded misguided doings, grudges and resentment is absent of view. Forgiveness is instead bestowed upon the wrong doer thus strengthening the wheels integrity and forever reassuring the everlasting love and devotion each member has and always will have for the their two soul mates of endless desire.
"Caitlin, Josh I'm sorry for being a twat. I meant no harm... I was just joking"

"Oh Tahan there is no hate in my mind"

"Thanks guys. Hey Josh What time is it"

"Three Way Third Wheel High Five Time"

thirdway 

Similar to halfway, but only a third instead of a half.
I'm thirdway through this book; I still have 4 of the 6 chapters left to read.
thirdway by Liz N January 12, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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